Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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  • #true
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mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

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joshpeck:

do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

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elgieplz:

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THESE COOKIES ARE FRIKKEN AMAZING

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  • #elgieplz #friend's face #yes
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  • #hair #art #black women #black woman hair
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  • #nsfw #important
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  • Government:We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government:*Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government:*Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government:*Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government:*Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government:*Is against abortion*
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  • 1 week ago
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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

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